Martin, ex Morning TV presenter, slept with a 15 y.o. girl, went to prison, was divorced by his wife. He has kids. On New Years Eve he goes to a London tower block roof to kill himself. He's interrupted by middle-aged Maureen, who looks after a chronically ill (never conscious) son Matty, now 19. She only had sex once, and Matty is the result. She's religious and has been planning suicide for months. They're interrupted by Jess, 18, who's suddenly had suicidal ideas. She misses Chas. She sounds a bit wacky. They're interrupted by JJ, a pizza delivery guy whose band made 2 albums. He's literary, American, and has suddenly had suicidal thoughts too. PoV switches between the 4 of them, a page or 2 at a time.
They bicker. Maureen realises that the only thing that would make her life livable would be Matty's death. Martin blames himself for his problems - though the 15 y.o. looked 18. Jess just wants an explanation from Chas. JJ has just broken up with his girl, but now that Jess has taken that role, he says he has a fatal brain disease - CCR.
They all get in a taxi and gate-crash an art-students' party looking for Chas. Martin and Maureen find him, hiding from Jess who's tried to kill him twice. They just want him to talk to her. He does. She kicks him. There's closure. The 4 go back to Martin's. His ex co-presenter Penny is there - he'd walked out on her that evening. They've been having an on-off relationship for years. While Penny shouts at Martin the others watch. It was like "when you're being torn a new asshole by your dad for some crime you've committed, while a pal watches and tries not to laugh? And you try not to catch his eye, because then you'll laugh too?"
"When you're sad - like, really sad ... - you only want to be with other people who are sad" thinks Jess. Maureen thinks that young people expect change, but she hasn't changed since Matty was born. She's bought age-relevant toys for him. They agree to meet up again on Valentine's day. But next day there's a story in the media - Sleazy Martin is sleeping with the daughter of a junior Education Minister (Jess). The 4 convene an emergency meeting at Maureen's after Martin meets with Jess's father (who she manipulates). JJ says there's no such thing as CCR - he was depressed that he's become a nobody. Jess says how her older sister Jen disappeared in suicidal circumstances when Jess was 15. Jess thinks she's still alive. They agree to let it all blow over. But then Jess tells the press that they saw an angel. She does it partly to test the loyally of the group. She gets £5k from a reporter as long as the reporter meets all 4 of them. They meet up again. The reporter wants Martin to say he saw an angel. In the end he doesn't quite deny it. He gets them all on his CableTV show. Then they decide to start a bookclub - suicidal authors. Then they holiday in Tenerife. Maureen's never been abroad and hasn't been on holiday since Matty's birth. She realises Matty doesn't need her. JJ realises that he can only get women if he mentions he was in a band. Martin checks out of their hotel because he's fed up with the lot of them. To JJ the group's break up feels like his band's break-up.
When they meet back on the roof on Valentine's day, a man's there. He jumps. They re-evaluate their situation. Maureen and Jess visit Martin's ex-wife Cindy to tell her he's sad. Cindy's new partner is blind.
Jess arranges a surprise meeting in Starbucks - her parents, Maureen and Matty, Martin, Cindy and the daughters, JJ plus his ex Lizzie and band partner Ed, and Penny. She storms out after talking to her parents, sleeps with a man as wacky a her, a squatter who was walking his dog. JJ angers Ed. Penny flirts with one of Matty's carers, who jealous Martin insults before leaving. Maureen goes home with Matty and the carers. The carers ask her to complete their pub quiz team that evening. A member asks her to do part-time work in his shop. Martin starts volunteering at a school. JJ tries busking.
90 days after their first meeting they meet on the roof again. Nobody wants to jump. They've improved enough to consider the effect their death might have on others. The book ends with them looking at The London Eye - "It didn't look as though it was moving, but it must have been I suppose".
I was worried that the escapades would become more extreme until only farce was left, but the pacing was ok. Even Martin's behaviour at the gathering came over as cringe-worthy and funny rather than silly. More than one of the characters address the reader. At one point Jess explains her reasons for expressing dialog in play-script form.
Other reviews
- Joanna Briscoe (A Long Way Down is a good novel struggling to find a way out of the limitations of its own gimmick, but ultimately the conceit is so off-beam that one can almost ignore it and flow with the farce. This is an enjoyably readable, bumpy ride of a book, paradoxically both dangerously contrived and genuinely moving.)
- motherbooker (Maybe it’s because the discourse surrounding mental health has moved on significantly in recent years but A Long Way Down feels quite dated now. The way it brushes off the group’s suicidal thoughts feels quite dismissive. It’s hard to ignore the feeling that Hornby missed the mark somewhat. Then there’s the fact that the rest of the story just feels like a mess. It’s all quite manic and disjointed. Obviously, this story requires you to suspend your disbelief and that’s not the problem. It’s just that it doesn’t really feel as if it knows what it’s trying to achieve. There are so many random plotlines that don’t necessarily follow each other organically. The only thing keeping them together is this one group. )
- Hugo Lindgren (What ensues is an odyssey that might best be explained as a modern, profane version of The Wizard of Oz. ... As in the original Oz, these characters are after something they already possess; they just have to locate it within themselves. But sadly, there isn’t all that much serendipitous fun along Hornby’s Yellow Brick Road. In fact, you can’t help wondering why these characters don’t just flee from one another the first chance they get ... the characters’ voices tend to blur into one that sounds distractingly like Hornby’s own.)